Thankfully, UFC 73 "Stacked" isn't some sort of bizarre cross
promotion with Pamela Anderson's failed Fox sitcom (is there any
other kind?). Instead, hardcore and casual MMA fans alike will be
treated to the kind of card that Dana White has been promising us
The card is highlighted by a pair of pivotal title fights in the
middleweight and lightweight division as well as a co-headlining
bout between the acerbic Tito
Ortiz(Pictures) and the latest object of his ire,
Ultimate Fighter 2 champion Rashad Evans(Pictures). We also get to see the UFC debut
of this "Minotauro" guy -- I hear he's supposed to be pretty
But all you bellyachers out there fear not! There are plenty of TUF
alumni for you to complain about, and who doesn't love making fun
of Heath Herring(Pictures)? In fact, I propose we name
this card "UFC 73: Heath
Herring(Pictures) is not a homosexual."
Not so much?
Alright, you'll have to settle for the usual fight analysis
punctuated by esoteric jokes that appeal only to people who have
memorized seasons 1-8 of The Simpsons. Read on and pass off
my predictions as your own.